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The cruel joke of aerobic workout classes
Written by Nathan on January 22, 2009 at 11:33 pm from A Month of Resolve.
Written by Nathan on January 22, 2009 at 11:33 pm from A Month of Resolve.
Every day at the YMCA I walk in past a large classroom that hosts all sorts of workout classes. Sometimes it’s yoga or pilates, but often it’s some strange aerobic class involving loud dance-friendly pop. The way this particular Y is setup, every man heading to the locker room must walk past this classroom, which is lined with mirrors. There are no doors, so there is no practical way to avoid at least seeing the classes in progress.
After years of on-and-off membership I’ve decided that a majority of those classes were designed just to embarrass the participants. I cannot fathom any normal reason such a volume of grunting and groaning such ever be publicly encouraged, least of all from people in form-fitting cloths, surrounding by mirrors, over-lit by the hard glare of fluorescent lights. Why these people sign up for the classes, I’m not sure. But having witnesses mere moments of a uniquely awkward class this afternoon, I’m resolved to keep my eyes out for hidden cameras.
Oh yeah – I biked again today. I wanted to run, but my left calf has taken to continually aching and with freezing temperatures I don’t want to spoil what few remaining chances I have to run a fast 3 miles.